Saturday, March 25, 2006

what would bacon do?

i have been very sick and very neglectful of b.s.s. drinks at tavolata, followed by jay's special concoctions have led to this blog, in which i extole the virtues of bacon. -my personal bacon concoctions: the b.l.tini (bacon salt rim, lovage infused gin, tomato water), apple tarte tatin with blue cheese ice cream and candied bacon, bacon caramel-filled chocolates, and bacon brittle (recipe below). -my suggestion of adding bacon bits to the chocolate gelato and peanut butter caramel dessert at oliver's twist -bacon mints, bacon wallet, bacon band aids, and my personal favorite, "what would bacon do?" spin folder- courtesy of archie mcphee -mathlete.com's wake n' bacon wooden pig-shaped alarm clock that wakes you up with the delicious smell of one strip of frozen bacon cooked under a halogen lamp. -amazon lists 116,911 books with the keyword "bacon"; 745 of those are in the Gay/Lesbian subheading...really not surprising considering all the euphimisms as well as my two most recent purchases: Seduced by Bacon and Pork & Sons. -Au Pied de Cochon Restaurant in Montreal -Pork soup dumplings from New Bo Green in New York's chinatown -in my fourth or fifth blog mention, i must also include the tonkotsu ramen at Samurai Ramen. liquid pig goodness, lip-sticky demi-glace-ness, pure deliciousness. somehow, minus the pork slice, plus tofu balances out the pigginess for me. -bacon soda, rumor has it, local soda company Jones Soda came out with it as a follow-up to their popular turkey and gravy soda... -"bacon is for lovers" bacon aphrodisiac dinners at david greggory restau*lounge in d.c. -rauchbier, a family friend brought back this smokebeer from germany. seriously, bacon-flavored beer. "The intensely smokey flavor in this dark, rich beer comes from exposing the unsprouted malt to burning slats of local beechwood. " sure, whatever it takes to talk you into drinking bacon.
 If cleanliness is godliness, bacon is truth. And the truth shall make you clean. Nobody wants to smell like bacon, obviously, but in the spirit of watching The Black Table's kooky ideas gurgle, belch, and shit all over the floor, we bring you bacon soap." Bacon Brittle 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1/2 cup water 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter 2 tsp. vanilla extract 1 tsp. baking soda 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 cup chopped pecans 1 cup crispy cooked bacon, in bits (about 12 oz. uncooked bacon) Grease or butter a large nonstick baking sheet, or line with a Silpat mat. In a heavy medium-sized saucepan, combine the sugar, corn syrup, and water over medium heat. Stir until the sugar dissolves and the syrup comes to a boil. Attach a candy thermometer to the pan, increase the heat to high, and cook without stirring until the mixture reaches 290 degrees. Immediately remove from the heat. Stir in the butter, vanilla, baking soda, salt, pecans, and bacon bits. The mixture will foam quite a bit. When the foam subsides, pour the hot mixture out onto the prepared baking sheet and, working quickly, spread thin using a silicone spatula or two forks. If the brittle starts to set up before you have spread it out thin, set the baking sheet in a hot oven until the candy softens and continue to spread. Cool at least 10 minutes before breaking into pieces. Store in a covered container. p.s. jay made me a cocktail with black radish, tequila, sea salt and lime juice. mmmmm.

1 comment:

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